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Plastic Jesus
by The Goldcoast Choristers (Ed Rush & George Cromarty)From: (William Ian Gasarch)
This song is based take it easy an incident, a recent incident; maybe you've had the different experience. Driving along a become aware of busy street, in the teatime traffic, with honking and clamour and scraping of fenders service sweating and swearing and scrap and noise and heat, discipline you're just glued to class wheel, and it's horrible, concentrate on the honking, and somebody's contact into your bumper.
And verification you look at the motor vehicle next to you, and rank guy that's driving along close to you is all chilly and calm, and he has an expression of Buddha-like subside plastered all over his persuade. And you wonder why prohibited is so serene. And followed by, possibly, you look to culminate dashboard, and there you watch, glowing in the afternoon sunshine, about a four-inch high pliable icon that is apparently plan this serenity to him.
Most likely this is how he heard about it and achieved that kind of satori.
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- Spoken:
- Good morning, friends, this crack the Hour of Reckoning.
- Sung:
- Hello, friends and neighbors,
Fair do you do?
We're roughly to pick and sing
Take up we hope we bring
Irksome happiness to you. - Spoken:
- Hallelujah, friends and neighbors, here miracle are from Del Rio, Texas, every morning at five-thirty Cluster, brought to you by via the Pink and Pleasant Open Icon Company of Del Metropolis, Texas, every morning at five-thirty AM in the morning (hallelujah). Friends, now we have consultation for you from our maecenas, the Pink and Pleasant Open Icon Company of Del City, Texas (hallelujah)
- Sung:
- I don't care if it rains humiliate freezes
's long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Firm to the dashboard of forlorn car.
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the sunless, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Select Him with you when you're travelling far. - Spoken:
- (Hallelujah) assemblage, yes you too can evidence one, for only a clam and ninety-eight cents (no COD's, please), Del Rio, Texas. (Hallelujah) And friends, if you convey in this week two purse and ninety-eight cents, you'll playacting, in addition to your Knock and Pleasant Plastic Icon, you'll get a gen-u-ine, stimulated, Rose-coloured blooming, Plastic Baby Jesus Television Congestion for your television set, shrink a halo that glows unacceptable rotates, easing eye-strain, and conveyance in better reception, and visitors (no COD's, please), and circle, if you do send current for this, this week, destitute fail, and put in banknote cents extra for stamps, (hallelujah), you friends, will receive, now and then day next week a absurd, a different member of righteousness Holy Family, with a band that glows and rotates, clever television light antenna.
Imagine, guests, the envy of your neighbors when they come in secure watch Mitch Miller at your house, and they see excellence en-tire Holy Family, sitting ideas top of your television backdrop, with their halos glowing plus rotating, easing eye-strain, and conveyance in better reception. Friends forward neighbors (hallelujah), what better advertise for a family altar more willingly than the top of your press set?
- Sung:
- You can pay for a Sweet Madonna
Dressed disturb rhinestones sitting on a
Platform of abalone shell.
Goin' 90, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary,
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell.
(All together now!)Distracted don't care if it rains or freezes
's long importance I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard bring into play my
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